Sunday, November 2, 2008

Tamizh Azhagi

One of my friends mentioned me a funny and weird incident which I would like to share with all you readers. This friend of mine (who prefers to stay anonymous) works for a prestigious MNC and the company has provided cabs to the employees for the daily commuting. So, one fine evening he finishes work , walks to the taxi and gets into the front seat. Two of his colleagues occupy the back seat and as soon as one more person enters, the cab is ready to leave.

A lady dressed in a red saree walks to the cab and checks out the scenario. Apparently the only seat she can occupy is along with the two people in the back seat. The calm and serene expression on her beautiful face suddenly vanishes. She makes an abrupt above turn and walks toward the cab driver who was enjoying a nice smoke just outside the company gates.

"Sir!" She screams and the poor cab driver drops the beedi , obviously startled by the shrill noise.

"Enna Sir Idh? ... " She begins to yell at the cab driver endlessly in Tamil who was actually not given a chance to utter even a single word.

People around are gathering to check out the issue but a few of them are warded off by the angry look on the lady's facecut. She then stares at the remaining onlookers, her eyes burning like coal embers and these people realise that they better escape from the scene rather than face the same fate as the poor cab driver.

The cab driver then tells something to her in Tamil and escorts her back to the car. The two people in the back seat who happened to be male are looking totaly perplexed without any idea of what is going on, and I am sure even you readers would not be aware of what was the reason the Tamizh Azhagi ( translates to English as Tamil Beauty ) was so pissed off. All this time my friend who was in the front seat of the cab was dozing off after a hard day's work . The cab driver gives him a slight shove that brings him back to reality.

He looks around and sees an angry tamil beauty, a cab driver smiling sheepishly and two confused colleagues.

"What's the matter?" He asks the cab driver.

"Can u move to the back seat please? She would like to sit in the front seat." The cab driver requests looking at the Tamil lady.

"Why can't she sit in the back seat?" My friend retorts who is now majorly pissed off .

The Tamil lady intervenes and says - "I come from an orthodox family and I dont like sitting along with men in the cars. So move to the back seat so that I can sit alone here."

"What about the driver who will be driving here? Are you going to ask him to move to the back seat as well and drive the cab all "alone" by yourself?" My friend asks trying to stifle a smile.

"I don't want to waste my time arguing with you." She says and turns away.

My friend did not want to make a big issue out of this and so he calmly joined his two colleagues in the back seat. The lady entered the cab and slammed the door shut with a tremendous amount of force that the cab literally shook a bit. The cab driver promptly took his seat and gunned the engine. It seems not even a single soul uttered a word in the whole trip.

P.S: Tamil is a wonderful language and I am an ardent watcher of Tamil movies. The post is only a narration of a funny incident and it should not be misunderstood as a racist remark on the Tamil community.

17 comments:

arbitblogs said...

Man apart from the Tam thing, why dont u write a post on how we paid to get h***ed yesterday!

Nithin "Kitta" Shenoy said...

Ha ha.. I am actually working on that right now. :) It sounds so trivial right? We paid to get h***ed!

sowmya said...

wow..!What a lady..?M sure u ppl make a lot of fun of her.:-)
Anyways nice blog eh.Good narration as usual.

Orangehulk said...

the masala wasnt enuf.... arabia was way better... maybe bcos no tamilians were involved... and how can u be so rascist... i didnt xpect this from u

Ritesh's said...

My company doesn't provide a cab :(

Nithin "Kitta" Shenoy said...

@Sowmya: Thank you very much!. At last! Ladies have started to comment on my blog. :)

@Orangehulk: I was expecting comments like yours and I clearly mentioned that I was not being racist in the P.S. :)

@Rithesh: Same here man. No cabs and there is no direct bus either from my place to office. :(

Orangehulk said...

oh mr goody goody.... have fun

siban said...

so kitta no more 22 and still single!!! eh???well..tamizh azhagi..how u prnounce this thing man(anyways i suck at prnouncing..so doesnt matr).By the way i never have seen any this kinda tamizh azhagi.always i have seen the exactly opp. kinda..i think u still might have some memory of our class.well positive thinking..as ur frnd doesnt understand TAMIL..may be the driver is the husband or brohter of tht girl or some othr kinda azhagi reln in betn them with all rights do so.cos as far as i know orthodox people dont have guts to go out n shout at someone..By the way where is our NIKHILMONK

Nithin "Kitta" Shenoy said...

Pronunciation is Ta-mi-l A-"la"-gi, the "la" is not the la as in last but its a bit different. :)

And, the incident was not that intense as mentioned here man. I have added a bit of masala to spice things up. ;)

Nikhil must be with Qwest telecom in Bangalore.

Anonymous said...

Hey kitta,she is not to be blamed for this man.She must be having the habit of travelling in bmtc buses were front seats are reserved for ladies..:) :) [guess there was lot of innocence here ] haha..


chandru$

TheChaosmonger said...

This had the potential to become the future savita bhabhi story line. Ok,ok.... I said tht coz tht woman sounded like a feminist to me. I hate feminists. nice post kitta...Lawrence of Arabia was also good.[reminds me of Lawrence of Labia....lmao].

Anonymous said...

dude savitha bhabhi was under cyber crime act na :) ??

chandru

TheChaosmonger said...

Yes, its under the cyber crime now. Bloody hyppocrites man... defenders of "Indian Culture". Google revealed last year tht highest traffic for keywords "cow sex" came Delhi. Our beloved holy cow. Oops!

Thanks to beloved Chandru for being proactive about Sav Bh and my apologies to Kitta for making his blog dirty :-)

P.S: I am not promoting porn.[who cares?!...right?]

Nithin "Kitta" Shenoy said...

@Chandru: Of course it was!! I guess ChaosMonger came to my rescue by clearing Chandru's doubts in advance. :)

@ChaosMonger: Dirty itseems, my blog has been hallowed by your wise words man!

Anonymous said...

yabba :)

Anonymous said...

Keep it original dude.. Dont add stuff :) and clog the cyberspace.

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